my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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