Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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