I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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