best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
