weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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