And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
