You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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