I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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