Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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