I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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