return my video game
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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