hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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