fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I believe in your delicious
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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