walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
