I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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