It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Be still, my beating vagina.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
