I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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