That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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