We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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