If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Quick, to the slutcave!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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