Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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