It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Pants 0. Shit 1.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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