My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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