thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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