she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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