I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
