well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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