SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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