Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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