Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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