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Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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