I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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