She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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