My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
you never un-have a 4some
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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