I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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