is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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