redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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