Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
how drunk are you?
Several
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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