Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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