They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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