Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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