Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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