I just threw up on my dentist
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Randomize
