I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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