You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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