Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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