Pappa wants mamma naked
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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