dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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