I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She's the barista slut.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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