Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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